ain't here looking for average joe

batboy21

PURELY COINCIDENTAL

OMG that was you at the movies I caught a glimpse of you sitting there looking innocent just as the lights where going down so I headed over you way with the dwarfs. As I approached you dived into your Hermes only to emerge with what could only be described as a gargantuan black dildo the dwarf’s looked bemused at how that implement could fit inside a Hermes.

You then went tit’s down and you big white flabby arse came up in the air as you searched for a 240v outlet to power up the gargantuan black dildo as you came up your eye’s where wide and you where dribbling at the mouth with excitement no longer did you have that sweet innocent look about you the dwarf’s where terrified I had to quickly beat one off before I reached you

By the time I had reached you. You had buttered up your gargantuan black implement from your popcorn and mounted it and was going hammer and tong’s at the sight of Mat Damon on the screen I plopped my behind on the seat next to you and you grasped my hand and started to suckling on the egg white's as you high tide was approaching as you climaxed you sprayed the dwarf’s and sucked off two of my finger nail’s  the dildo flew of like a missile and buried it’s self in one of the dwarf’s rectum while he was ducking from your spray. While I was consoling the traumatised dwarf’s and trying to tend to my finger’s you disappeared never to be seen again I thought but no here you are in search of a Chucky

wendylennane

DEY828 发表于 2013-10-9 13:33

omg                {:8_392:}

jkcui

wendylennane 发表于 2013-10-10 18:56
omg

哇塞，这些年轻人的英语真是不错啊！这么好的才女，咋会没人欣赏呢？

wendylennane

jkcui 发表于 2013-10-10 19:41
哇塞，这些年轻人的英语真是不错啊！这么好的才女，咋会没人欣赏呢？

oh oh     

jkcui

wendylennane 发表于 2013-10-10 20:43
oh oh

说真的，就事论事，如果不是从小就在这里读书的孩子，英文真的是很难达到这个地步的。

wendylennane

jkcui 发表于 2013-10-10 19:47
说真的，就事论事，如果不是从小就在这里读书的孩子，英文真的是很难达到这个地步的。

susie77

神啊，带它走吧。

jkcui

susie77 发表于 2013-10-10 22:23
神啊，带它走吧。

求神也带我走吧！

susie77

jkcui 发表于 2013-10-11 07:49
求神也带我走吧！

求你把它带走吧

jkcui

susie77 发表于 2013-10-11 12:34
求你把它带走吧

我的好版主啊，我要是有那个本事，就不用在这里起劲儿地吹了耶。哈哈。。

sugarbabe

jkcui 发表于 2013-10-11 13:49
我的好版主啊，我要是有那个本事，就不用在这里起劲儿地吹了耶。哈哈。。

为了造福看八卦的群众。。崔哥你翻译翻译可好。。可能有很多男生想应聘可是碍于沟通不便

jkcui

sugarbabe 发表于 2013-10-11 22:14
为了造福看八卦的群众。。崔哥你翻译翻译可好。。可能有很多男生想应聘可是碍于沟通不便

谢谢你瞧得起我！但坦白地说，即使我这个翻译官对里面的个别词语也吃不透，拿捏不准，
查词典也不给力，但我真的挺佩服缇娜和那个打擂台的鲸鱼的语言能力的。
我和缇娜已经化敌为友，成为朋友了，我不想让她误会我，除非她请我翻译。

巴依老爷

这么著名的帖子我不留个印，以后都不好混了。。呵呵

中国人在NZ

版主没删帖，是不是没看懂

Westy_mate

Hey hows it going? just saw your post on Skykiwi.

Im just looking for some casual fun/dating, Wasnt too sure if that was what you were after too?

Anyways, im not Chinese but I have a QQ, facebook etc..

My QQ is 1469557147
My facebook is www.facebook.com/lolmas

ciao_cestlavie

batboy21 发表于 2013-10-8 14:18
I ain't your average joe

I have the I.Q. of plankton and the physique of a heavily pregnant blu ...

Bravo..........

martin1860

现在，我会翻开新的一页，希望明年也就是尚未被写在我的书会不会成为另一个Annus补充horribillis重演。所以，听我说完，温柔的温顺HOMBRES，你可以现在都开溜

martin1860

大家都在哪里学的英语啊。好汗颜

wtbhouse

I have came into New Zealand for 12 years. My English is middle up but why I cannot understand evan one sentance of your article. I just tried to read the first line and there are 5 English words I have never seen in my life. What is 平均Joe?  bores? stiff? stare?derriere?

我就是yigubigu

wtbhouse 发表于 2014-7-3 23:05
I have came into New Zealand for 12 years. My English is middle up but why I cannot understand evan  ...

认真你就输了，我也觉得，如果有我也看不懂 的英文，要不是莎士比亚的文章，要不就是**不通的文章了。故弄玄虚是行不通的，毕竟那是英文，又不是甲骨文，该知道的大家还是会知道的。