天维春晚2021

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prelude

Time to mate, it is a game Nai played many times, all day, every day. She is good at it, plus she got everything, with a pair of outstanding long legs, well shaped body, dressed to kill, her light pink skin glows like younger girls when she is aroused, beautiful face, not too much and not too little, a perfect, a perfect astute Shanghainese, and no one knows she is the master of the game mentored by master Nine who is now a well-known bussiness guru in Auckland. But this time, there are something different, she wants to play it in a different way, in a way that nothing can be foreseeable. She has made up her mind, not a single soul is gonna be out of her control. She recalled master Nine's word after a blow job years ago  in his bedroom, "a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush", why she has never thought about it before, but now, it gives her a clear indication about what has to be done to fill the gap left by the lost of master Nine. She also knows a woman's beauty is no better than her mind, but what if she got both, after all, she had never failed on any game she played before. But right now, she needs a man to cure her pain, the pain of a heartbreaking lost.

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salesonline 发表于 2021-3-28 23:55
prelude

Time to mate, it is a game Nai played many times, all day, every day. She is good at it, pl ...

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，，，，，写作有所突破嘛，，，


讲真，你接的还是不错的，不过前面的那个老北写的，虽然蛮好笑的，但实际情况是不太现实的，这么说吧，把足迹写得为了和鼠在一起，要弄死九爷，这一招太蠢了，这个必须要给个理由啊，足迹的智商按你这么分析，你们说说，去最后选择为鼠不惜代价哦，嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎，，那有没有看到这样的选择，足迹是属于作死的节奏不是嘛，，图啥呀？图啊啥哟？哈哈哈哈哈，，，先帮足迹想好了，这会有啥好日子过呀？以至于非要去弄死九爷啊？这是不是病得不轻啊？哈哈哈哈哈

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留下足迹 发表于 2021-3-29 08:10
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，，，，，写作有所突破嘛，，，

你想要和鼠在一起吗  

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salesonline 发表于 2021-3-29 08:12
你想要和鼠在一起吗

你觉得足迹会有如此想法吗？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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chaper one master Nine


Master Nine is standing in front of his desk outlooking the seaside views over his shoulders. His mansion is sitting in the most expensive location, queen street, gross value is over $3 billion. With numerous properities and investments all over New Zealand and Australia, Master Nine is no longer the then so called poor bachelor 10 years ago, he has everything he wants to have, and he is never tired of having more women running around him, all kinds of women, young, cute, smart...

"Guru", he talked to himself with a sneering smile over the corner of his lips.
"That is a bullshit", he is looking at himself carefully in the mirror.
"I am not a Guru", he finally murmured at a low voice as he decides to ignore the bold fat man in front of him.
"I just got lucky with a large sum of overseas investment to startup, people are being stupid!!!"

All of his past just like pages flipped in front of his eyes, memories carried him to somewhere else.

The Papatoetoe leisure time spent with Nai......

"Get me to Nai", he shouts to the other end as he's picking up the phone.

"Hello, who's there?", Nai's soft voice is singing over the phone like an invisible hand soothing his nerves.

"Nai, it is me. I want to talk to you, come over here, baby, I can't wait, let's get married", Nine's words rushed out of his mouth without hesitation.

"Are you drunk?", she instantly recognized his voice and said sharply.

"No, no, I am not, I am, er, I am serious", Nine is getting nevious and stammering.

"well, you know I can't", she said swift but firmly.

"Please, Nai, I really need you, I can't live without you", his heart is beating fast, hands are shaking.

"Nine, it is too late, I got my family, and you knew it, stop calling me again", she hung up the phone.

Nine was stunned and staring at the phone in his left hand, he got everything but only one missed, his heart broke.

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留下足迹 发表于 2021-3-29 08:15
你觉得足迹会有如此想法吗？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

那时显然啦，走着瞧啦，哈哈哈哈  

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salesonline 发表于 2021-3-29 08:27
那时显然啦，走着瞧啦，哈哈哈哈

好的，好的，暂且先跟着你的感觉走吧，，哈哈哈哈哈哈

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LesGay 发表于 2021-3-26 19:40
居然沒有我的角色 好壞啊！哼

同男上年的曝光率不够落选也在情理之中。今年加油！：）

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老北 发表于 2021-3-26 19:52
看图看晕了，三少爷不解释下？

A picture is worth a thousand words. 本导的剧本已这么清楚明了还用再大费篇章解释？

请理解一下天维演员众多关系复杂，要将脉落浓缩在这小小方寸之地本已不易。并且考虑到图片在这里网页中还有不能超过800像素宽度限制，本导已是竭尽所能了。

若老北或哪位还有更好的建议欢迎提出，意见采纳者可获得神秘礼品一份。：）

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chapter two big mouth rat

Big mouth rat was famous for his mouth, he always gossips, no matter what is happening right now, he is going to make fun of it and humiliate erveryone in the story.

Everybody loves raymond, but not everyone hates Big mouth rat.

One day, Moonlight came to his house in New Lynn.

"I brought you some food, canned fish and toast bread", Moonlight almost spit on Rat as he is handing the bag to Rat, he is a big fan of Rat, he loves every word Rat says.

"Can you believe it? That costs only $1.10, unbeatable price, isn't it?", he loves to see the joyful response on Rat's face.

"Shut up, I am busy", Rat cut into his talk.

"That bitch, I am going to kick her ass this time", he tilt a little and lean over to the shinning screen, a malicious look came upon his twisted face.

"No one can beat me, I am the No.1"

"Of couse you are, and I am coming with you", Moonlight added, he started to realize what he is getting into.

"Shut up, did I just say shut up?", Rat almost pushed down Moonlight.

"Get out of my sight"
  
"I will let her feel the pain, as painful as I had", Rat spoke with angry as he was grabing the bag Moonlight brought to him.

"Where did you get it?", Rat said to his pal while Moonglight was freaking in the corner, his voice calmed down a little.

"The Warehouse", Moonlight hasitate to answer.

"Which one?", Rat asked.

"The red one", Moonlight was back to normal.

"I am asking you where did you get it, you fool", Rat was getting high again.

"Er, Manukau"

"Alright, let's go get them all, it is delicious and cheap", Rat rushed to the door, jump into his raggy toyota, started the engine and drove away without looking at Moonlight.

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图帝@-@ 发表于 2021-3-26 20:00
生活源于藝術，藝術源於生活，這個奸夫角色太適合我了，演來得心應手，為達到影片的真實性，我要真做，而 ...

我告诉你，别以为曾经当过男一号就在这廿文廿武。放在数年前你与女一号当红时导演还能卖你二分怕，现在你看看自己还有几个片约几个代言？

一个通告都拿不到还在这叫嚣也不睁大眼看清楚现在什么时势，论有米你不及金主九爷；论才情人家双鸟比你好得多；论鲜肉度天马也更胜你；就算再论恋父情结豪哥也比你辣。你说你现在除了发发黄图回味一下过去的好时光外还能做什么？再在这唧唧歪歪惹恼了本导小心我把你与女一号破镜重圆的镜头给CUT了，让你永远活在过去！

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图帝@-@ 发表于 2021-3-26 20:18
中央紀律檢查瘘員會接群眾舉報，導演生活作風有嚴重問題，經常与一個叫三姑娘的女演員搞埋一齊，關係糾纏不 ...

三姑娘与本导的事纯属个人事务与本剧无关，本导概不作答。

图弟说话小心点，请问本导潜规了哪个女演员？可有真凭实据？没的话可告你诽谤老实话你知！

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留下足迹 发表于 2021-3-29 03:10
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，，，，，写作有所突破嘛，，，

奶姨，您年纪不大眼神却不好啊。

那明明是  惊魂   写的，怎么扣我头上了。

FML高手如云，我哪敢像他那样 厚着脸皮献丑。

我们过去一起在别的网站玩，他在那写惊悚故事，那些玩意我都看过，就是一古龙流毒，阴毛+反转

大概率给你们定的基调就是  你是某个组织头号杀手  鼠爷是某组织头头  九爷是大亨兼黑帮老大   为了什么利益，你们互相利用 互相坑 互相演戏。最后结局，肯定是鼠爷 九爷 互杀，你杀了剩下的，最后被窥探外面的另一方势力灭掉。

嘿嘿，就他这思路和智商，我早就劝他别在这玩了，这里不是十八九岁毛孩子的基地，他的文风不会受欢迎的。

估计再挨两次骂，他也就歇了。

老北

三 少爷 发表于 2021-3-29 04:42
A picture is worth a thousand words. 本导的剧本已这么清楚明了还用再大费篇章解释？

请理解一下天维 ...

三少误会了，我的意思是  写的人  只能按图里标明的关系写?不可随意拼接关系?

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巴依老爷 发表于 2021-3-26 20:52
奇奇怪怪
为什么和我有箭头的都是女ID？
在论坛的女ID我几乎能不回复就不回复

扒一女友在这剧本中还是夫人要看这电影？还未上画就先撇清一切所用关系了。：）

爱和胡闹的小厮们厮混对女的没趣。。别告诉三少你是gay的，否则本导可要唤来蕾丝男孩了。

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笑看人生 ^O^ 发表于 2021-3-26 21:22

对了，这就对了，是有那么点意思 了。

笑笑兄请出门领取女一号手机sticker一张。

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三 少爷 发表于 2021-3-29 13:52
扒一女友在这剧本中还是夫人要看这电影？还未上画就先撇清一切所用关系了。：）

爱和胡闹的小厮们厮混对 ...

在论坛上我还是喜欢蕾丝哥更多一些
至少这哥们活的真实，有勇气敢于面对别人的讥笑和嘲讽
不过兔子不吃窝边草
弄到原来图帝和奶姨一样神仙情侣在论坛打情骂俏这可不是我的风格
现实生活我是直接扑倒那类，这里我就不叫了，谁让我是咬人的狗呢~
玩儿我也不会在论坛玩的

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陌生的香港人 发表于 2021-3-26 22:36
看不懂 這算什麼skykiwi 春晚  就FML 春晚吧  就連我這個今年不知就裡好像拿了個所謂的金ID 票數第一都沒有 ...

这里是联欢晚会讲求的是娱乐，巴菲特许嘉印等请暂站一旁。

别看阁下拿了最高荣誉就真认为是天维第一金。所谓足迹不出，谁与争锋。天维女一号今年只是基于某种原因不能参赛，但以其感召力要拿金ID第一根本是毋容置疑。

不过~~，咳咳。。话说回来。香港人这次拿的第一含金量也非常高。虽然平时本导不看房版，但看阁下支持者众口碑甚佳便知平时也帮过不少观众。这样吧，那谁。。花冠~~！给这位香港来的同胞来一张今年春晚的首映的VIP以便金ID能在贵宾通道进场。

另外别做什么只读不能写的CD-Rom了，待会本导私人醒你一USB HDD。让你有空多看看HDD里面的今年春晚的剪影，顺便在HDD内做好笔记写下心得，争取能在下年的晚会里抛头露面。去吧。。

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匿名者 发表于 2021-3-27 07:30
我现在没什么时间看那么多字，于是我就看了一眼图，
还是只看跟自己相关的箭头，可能是我跟其中两个ID有过 ...

女二号虽然息演已久，但在本导心中你永远是不可代替的女二号！无论演员来去，节目变更，只要由本导执导的影片必会预留你一席之地！

祝炒房炒生意炒人顺顺利利！：）

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轩墀步 发表于 2021-3-27 09:44
怎么还有我？！

只因为你与女一号不对付。常人恨足迹姐只是骂骂开开口头片，而犀牛可是恨到入心入肺恨之入骨的那款。话题性十足，必须得算上你一份！

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hj_win_1 发表于 2021-3-27 11:24
看起来三少爷的贱最近很闲啊

看本导没看错人吧？知道兄台为什么没上榜吗？早知你对三少就不友好。哼！

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午夜惊魂 发表于 2021-3-27 12:58
《第二节  惊魂》

自古烂赌出贼仔，奸情就出人命。可怜的九爷不光出了M，说不好可能连小命也得搭上了。。

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三 少爷 发表于 2021-3-29 13:48
看本导没看错人吧？知道兄台为什么没上榜吗？早知你对三少就不友好。哼！ ...

贱导息怒，小的不想当主角，小的喜欢看戏

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小小星走天涯 发表于 2021-3-27 14:29
我的世界简单的多，你说的那些什么网络综艺自娱自乐从来不参与，我就喜欢四样东西，事业，女人，食物，运 ...

庞龙《两只蝴蝶》听过吧？多好听。《老鼠爱大米》呢？：）

没有这些网络歌手这世界注定会少了些许色彩。这只是个比喻，三少要说的重点是人除了食色性和赚M外还可以有自已的爱好。无论所爱大小又或者是些什么，能为自已所喜欢的付出，即使那么一点却能娱人娱已又有何乐而不为呢？：）

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留下足迹 发表于 2021-3-28 14:09
好吧，我也凑个热闹，写个开场白喽。。。。。

这腔调一看就是个做惯女主播的角色。：）

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太阳鸟鸟 发表于 2021-3-28 17:01
为什么有两颗爱心射向我？

具体本导也不清楚，这个你得问问足迹姐了。

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hj_win_1 发表于 2021-3-29 14:55
贱导息怒，小的不想当主角，小的喜欢看戏

舊瓶裝新酒，靠幾條過氣老鬼撑場，了無新意，閃吧。

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归去来兮一世 发表于 2021-3-28 20:23
图帝与奶姨，那过去可是男才女貌，卿卿我我，你瞧瞧他俩的那色劲，多少电视剧的男女主角都比不过他。图帝 ...

“喋喋不休的抱怨，直接脱钩。。” ：）这评论精彩，可以考虑给你加戏。：D

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salesonline 发表于 2021-3-28 23:55
prelude

Time to mate, it is a game Nai played many times, all day, every day. She is good at it, pl ...

哗！看不出平时E文也彪不出一个的网售原来英文根基这么深厚！“aroused, a perfect, perfect astute, foreseeable, recalled, etc. etc..”，一般人写不出这么地道的英文单词和句子！看到这些三少不禁想起了学生时代苦读E文为应考TOFEL的时光。。

超赞！！这英文功力真的超赞！！！先给加个分，完了再给你加个戏哈！：D

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留下足迹 发表于 2021-3-29 08:10
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，，，，，写作有所突破嘛，，，

Can't agree with you more.

若说鼠来宝帅气又多金，那足迹姐要弄S九爷然后与鼠宝来个双宿双栖也勉强说得通。只是现实嘛。。鼠兄有点像肥田鼠（鼠来宝别动怒，三少真的只是听来的），好像还有两、三间屋金也不是太多，足迹姐还是个已婚的少妇与九爷既无夫妻一纸之实亦无真实同居两年之期又何需非得要弄S九爷呢？像这种半路出家的夫妻又有几个肯像原配般为还房贷穷巴巴地过苦日子？还要搞出人命。。：）

不过~~，虽然是不太合乎情理，但现在是玩接龙，玩的不但是心跳，还考接龙者的功力。就看下一位如何能接得漂亮了。：）