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It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

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He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.

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I checked to make sure that he was still alive.

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She saw the brake lights, but not in time.

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It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.

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I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.

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A dead duck doesn't fly backward.

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The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.

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He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.

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Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.

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Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.

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She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages.

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The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.

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She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.

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He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.

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This book is sure to liquefy your brain.

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A dead duck doesn't fly backward.

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It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

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Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.

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He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire.

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Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.

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I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.

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She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.

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The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.

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The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.

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Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.

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Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.

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The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.

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His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

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I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.