润澳的一个传统笑话

专玩狗头

其实润澳这个事情一直都有，本地最传统的笑话
新来的朋友可能不知道

New Zealanders who leave for Australia
raise the IQ of both countries.”
— Robert Muldoon

匿名用户 发表于 2025-10-12 16:29
你在这个地方都赚不到钱，还替习近平操东北的心？
你有空在这浪费时间，还是想想签证到期了怎么办吧

满脑都是习近平，你缝纫机踩的不错。别出国拉低海外高华的档次和纯度

匿名者 发表于 2025-10-12 15:38
这不就是中国三四县城婆罗门的活法吗？有关系的地头蛇赖在自己的舒适圈里靠家里背景和垄断资源吃香喝辣躺 ...

你在这个地方都赚不到钱，还替习近平操东北的心？
你有空在这浪费时间，还是想想签证到期了怎么办吧

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Muldoon came to power promising to lead "a Government of the ordinary bloke".[6] He appointed himself Minister of Finance. Although he used populist rhetoric to rail against elites and the political establishment,[7] he consistently tried to centralise power under himself during his premiership.[8] His tenure was plagued by an economic pattern of stagnation, high inflation, growing unemployment, and high external debts and borrowing. Economic policies of the Muldoon Government included national superannuation, wage and price freezes, industrial incentives, and the Think Big industrial projects. He reintroduced and intensified the previous government's policies of the Dawn Raids, which racially targeted Pasifika overstayers. To engage with crime, Muldoon built "unusually close relationships" with criminal gangs; he personally favoured Black Power, and he and his wife Thea met with them on several occasions.[9] In foreign policy, Muldoon adopted an anti-Soviet stance and re-emphasised New Zealand's defence commitments to the United States and Australia under the ANZUS pact. His refusal to stop a Springbok rugby tour of New Zealand divided the country and led to unprecedented civil disorder in 1981. Muldoon became more and more controversial as his premiership progressed; in addition to the controversy of the Springbok tour, he began a smear campaign against Labour MP Colin Moyle for alleged illegal homosexual activities and punched demonstrators at a protest.[2][10][3]

Muldoon led his party to two additional election victories in 1978 and 1981, with the first-past-the-post electoral system keeping him in power despite losing the popular vote in each election except 1975. At the 1984 snap election, which Muldoon infamously announced while intoxicated on live television, National finally suffered a significant defeat to Labour. Shortly before leaving office, amid a constitutional crisis, Muldoon was forced by the incoming Government to devalue the New Zealand dollar. In 1984, he was only the second prime minister (after Sir Keith Holyoake) to receive a knighthood while still in office. Mounting legal costs encouraged Muldoon to pursue a novelty acting career, but he remained in parliament until his retirement in 1992. He died shortly thereafter; the gang Black Power performed a haka at his funeral.[11]

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Muldoon  :-)

补充内容 (2025-10-12 15:46):
Sir Robert David Muldoon GCMG CH PC (/mʌlˈduːn/; 25 September 1921 – 5 August 1992) was a New Zealand politician who served as the 31st prime minister of New Zealand, from 1975 to 1984, while leader of the National Party. Departing from National Party convention, Muldoon was a right-wing populist and economic nationalist, with a distinctive public persona described as reactionary, aggressive, and abrasive.[

补充内容 (2025-10-12 15:50):
“Muldoon came to power promising to lead "a Government of the ordinary bloke".[6] He appointed himself Minister of Finance. Although he used populist rhetoric to rail against elites and the politica

匿名用户 发表于 2025-10-12 12:32
随着新西兰大幅降息和大选的临近，老移民都知道：新西兰又一个循环开始了。

在新西兰没有根基的，去澳洲

这不就是中国三四县城婆罗门的活法吗？有关系的地头蛇赖在自己的舒适圈里靠家里背景和垄断资源吃香喝辣躺赢食利，不需要去一二线更发达更竞争的环境里打拼。结果就是贫富差距越来越大，阶层流动停滞，没有资源没有背景的年轻人提桶跑路，奔向公平，奔向机会。之前是上班之后跑路，慢慢到上学的时候就也开始跑路，因为父母已经觉醒了。
像不像国内的北方？像不像环京贫困带？如今的新西兰就是中国的东北就是河北燕郊，被吸的日渐萎靡还在孤芳自赏。

趋势还是继续

虽然这个梗还算是比较高级。但事实上，却恰恰相反。

离开新西兰，去往澳洲，这叫优势国家对劣势国家的人才虹吸。

就像河北人润北京

随着新西兰大幅降息和大选的临近，老移民都知道：新西兰又一个循环开始了。

在新西兰没有根基的，去澳洲挣点辛苦钱无可厚非。
在新西兰有门路，有关系，有钱的，已经开始布局了，
混的好的，想赚钱，还需要跑到那个人生地不熟的地方重新开始？