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小弟在片中一分二十五秒出现（最后一个被整）。

剧情：
小弟进了一家油漆店，一个胖妞服务员（她其实是喜剧演员）服务小弟，我问她有没有杏加橙油漆（片里我说了Orange and Almond），结果小弟被胖妞服务员色诱，我喊help求救，幕后的主持人（导演）在狂笑

fantastic8376

fun huh Thanks for sharing

雨雪霏霏

哈哈，-lz准备进军演艺界？这是整人节目吧

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雨雪霏霏 发表于 2013-10-21 00:12
哈哈，-lz准备进军演艺界？这是整人节目吧

I just do my job.

maths_nz

哈哈，你演的最好。love is blind, help! Haha.

ddj

到位, 尤其是最后一句呼救

AUGUSTUS

哎，post 自己個樣出黎，小心比人點相啊。。。。。
系唔系 Botany Hub 果間 shop ?
好心距地搵件正常 d 既女啦。。。。搵件甘既豬扒。。。哎，難為你咯！

REamemiya

Help!~~~

香草味甜点

哈哈，楼主不错，那个胖姐姐也不错！

LOST_NZ

帮你贴上来了。
顺便问下，这个被耍的都是安排好的演员哦？
我一直以为是随机的普通人。

蓝山小野猫商铺

支持LZ。。。

真心觉得那个女的舔油漆罐很有才。。。

求LZ当时心理活动。。。

Redstar_YY

日，原来这些整人节目连被整的人都是演员

Ming68

这回见到LZ真人了.Jono and Ben我每星期都看

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NJK生活達人 发表于 2013-10-21 16:57
所以都是事先安排好的嗎？

主持人/导演还有灯光、摄影机的位置和现场录音是事先安排好，但我们都没有剧本，所有演员都是临场的反应。但是胖妞喜剧演员带了耳机，要听主持人/导演临场的指示

awesome.possum

This is the least funny next actor by far... After Robbie magasiva and tammy davis next actor's been boring! Jacqui brown's wasn't too bad but I just felt tht even jono and ben are having hard time to try to laugh in this one.......

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Ming68 发表于 2013-10-21 13:09
这回见到LZ真人了.Jono and Ben我每星期都看

大家都说有我的一集的最好看

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Redstar_YY 发表于 2013-10-21 10:09
日，原来这些整人节目连被整的人都是演员

是的，有工资的但不多

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蓝山小野猫商铺 发表于 2013-10-21 10:05
支持LZ。。。

真心觉得那个女的舔油漆罐很有才。。。

我演在前完全不知道会发生什么事，我也不知道会碰到什么人。副导演（是个美女白妞）只是举了一个例，比如说有人洒油漆在地上，然后我做反应。美女副导演也说会是一个喜剧演员来服务我，但她是受主持人指挥。

我问我能不能多搞笑，她说不成，我还要装成一般去买油漆的顾客，那我当时心在想：“好吧！我就进去说要杏加橙油漆吧！反正我说Orange and Almond，洋人也不知道杏加橙在广东话是骂人的。”

我进去，胖妞过来，演下去才知道原来剧情是她要色诱我！我喊“Help”其实是学周星弛《喜剧之王》其中一个剧情。但是当时看了胖妞倒胃的演出，我真的有点想死的感觉，加上现场录音，我不想说她太肥，感觉这个不厚道，感觉喊“Help”不得罪人。没想到大家那么喜欢我喊“Help”

胖妞演完后就走人，然后有个好像店的老板的洋女人走过来，以为我是真的客人，跟我聊才知道我是临时演员

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AUGUSTUS 发表于 2013-10-21 08:18
哎，post 自己個樣出黎，小心比人點相啊。。。。。
系唔系 Botany Hub 果間 shop ?
好心距地搵件正常 d 既 ...

没办法，入0左呢行！

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LOST_NZ 发表于 2013-10-21 09:49
帮你贴上来了。
顺便问下，这个被耍的都是安排好的演员哦？
我一直以为是随机的普通人。

已经说，很多地方是安排好的，就是迫我做临场的反应

谢谢你帮我贴

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awesome.possum 发表于 2013-10-21 17:28
This is the least funny next actor by far... After Robbie magasiva and tammy davis next actor's been ...

I've done as much as I can. I have been working as a film extra for 3 years and this is my first role to have dialogues in front of the cameras.

awesome.possum

爱国爱港 发表于 2013-10-21 17:03
I've done as much as I can. I have been working as a film extra for 3 years and this is my first r ...

Oh that's algud man, you were awesome in there, just jono and ben need to find better stuff for the show, they do have some occasional funny ones but overall it's pretty lame, having said tht, I knw ben boyce personally nd guys said its hard to make prank these days coz they need to be funny but meanwhile you can't cross the line... Remember tht time ben got arrested for the airport prank, farrrrrr it's hard to be a comedian

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awesome.possum 发表于 2013-10-21 18:30
Oh that's algud man, you were awesome in there, just jono and ben need to find better stuff for th ...

I don't really like NZ made TV programs. My most popular jobs are from Shortland Street. Just like Jono and Ben I don't really watch them.

After I do my acting, I usually got no idea when it would be on air.

Honestly NZ filmmakers are running out of in ideas.

awesome.possum

I agree, they just hav to hav x amount of local content on TV by the rule. Must be hard doing a temp as 2nd job? I'm saying tht because I was at a Telecom HQ once for some launch of fancy new phone, wasn't iPhone as it was 5,6 years ago. Nd that telecoms woman was talking to me nd then there was a young dude came by so tht woman was like: oh there u are, yeah just tht corner over there, nd you can get changed in the bathroom......, so he went nd came back dressed as a medieval warrior holding the phones one hand with a spear in the other hand in the foyer. Didn't think too much at the time but later I was told tht dude was some actor who cast a regular role in shortland st, that's wht he does as a 2nd income, being a human billboard!? to be fair that telecom witch wasn't treating him with any decent respect back there nd sure if we want better local content we need to look after our ppl better! I really felt for him nd hav a lot of respect for ppl who try hard to keep dream alive, clearly he was trying hard out there nd it's just a sad fact of life tht ppl do everything right but still hav to eat shit from time to time.........

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B装也应该亮相Jono and Ben真人Show，往影视界发展

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爱国爱港 发表于 2013-10-21 21:54
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mimisa

演得不错

astra

Dude you rule!