I thought rat at least had a job burrownig away underground

tina223

Used to think rats must be busying themselves burrowing away underground tunnels during the day. Out pop their little snout and beady eyes when darkness falls.

Now, I probably witnessed a brown rat as lardy as ever trod shoe-leather.  The rat proclaimed it's a he. but everything he does doesn't quite add up. Maybe the rat has a wooden knob down south he carries with it everywhere he goes - subliminally i used "he" but even it was a he, it must be a gutless and clueless he-rat.

seems the rat is between jobs or maybe it never had a job and never intended to go out to find a job either. So, what we see here is a raggedy taggedy rat of a man glued to his computer screen 24/7 typing away his rat life, gloating over others misfortune and taking great pleasure in being abused. Did I ever mention - he doesn't need to go to bathroom, he sits on a commode designed to fit snug across his rear.

for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 10 years in a row, he has been clickety clacking, and because he spent too much time sitting in a commode, he has chronic hemorrhoids that shoots pain up his little rump and on through his guts before it lodges firmly in his brain. That gave him cerebral palsy, which makes him crazy.

大胸之罩

看不懂英文的黑户飘过希望有好心的大神把这帖子翻译成天城文。

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大胸之罩

look no understand English's black family drift pass hope there is good heart's big god get this post translate into देवनागरी

豆腐教徒

adsl2

Tina, No cursing please

白胡子

都说了别脏话嘛, 有话好好说, 帖子屏蔽+锁了, 修改好之后私信我再打开.

豆腐教徒

哈哈，嘴贱吧，最后还是得乖乖改掉

ETA_Wai

完全看不懂的英文，近来观望一下胡爷版主的威望

武夫的眉笔

你还活着那？挺好

豆腐教徒

Tina 你好，最喜欢讨论老鼠的帖子了，再顶一下。。。哈哈！！！

留下足迹

哎玛，这只老鼠
还指望能忙啥呀？
都到了老头子吧
每天只能喝稀粥
想象一下那模样
下流皆因无齿啊！
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。。



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大胸之罩 发表于 2019-8-2 22:45
看不懂英文的黑户飘过希望有好心的大神把这帖子翻译成天城文。

看不懂的一律翻译为我爱新西兰

DinC

Tina, 真的是你吗？ 水平有点下降, 是不是因为日本老公不让说英语?

豆腐教徒

DinC 发表于 2019-8-5 19:43
Tina, 真的是你吗？ 水平有点下降, 是不是因为日本老公不让说英语?

我说了吧？不是以前的Tina了。。。哈哈！！！