非死不可上一个农场主给大牙妹的留言

虱子王

Dear Jacinda,

I’ve seen you on the telly, dear,
There’s quite a hullabaloo,
But taxing this and taxing that
Means my two ticks stay BLUE

You’ll tax us on our assets
There’s nothing you won’t snatch
You’ll tax us on our holidays
You’ll tax the boat or bach

You’ve said you’ll slap a tax on fuel
So when I need the car
I can’t afford to fill it up
I won’t get very far!

You’ll tax water by the litre
And our farms will hit the wall
Have you forgotten it’s the farmers
Who grow food to feed us all?

You’ve said you’ll tax emissions,
Does that mean mine as well?
If I can’t afford to fart, my dear,
Your tax can go to hell!

You’ll tax us on the things we own
Is nothing off the table?
I dread to think what else you’ll tax
As soon as you are able

I’m told you want a ‘gift’ tax
So the bit I’ve got put by
I can’t give to my grand-kids?
They can kiss my gift good-bye?

You’ll take the joy from giving
And even when I’m dead
You’ll slap me with Inheritance tax
Or take my house instead

Taxing the shit out of all of us
Is just not very nice
And I’m hoping at the polls, my dear,
The Left will pay the price

Truth to tell, Taxinda,
I think you’ve lost the plot
You’ll not get my vote, sweetheart,
My ‘comrade’ you are not!

So thank you for reading my letter,
I’ve got things off my chest
Just leave it up to National, dear…
They really do know best.

So I’ll vote for Mr English
And his team - they’ll get it right!
A pretty smile is not enough
Goodnight, Ms Ardern…….Goodnight

Val Davis

NewLynnHse

今天Newstalk ZB也有一个白手起家的人打电话说了，她一上来就要把这些人辛辛苦苦干出来的成果，当成税都收走，他们觉得很不公平。

irisun

facebook上竟然还有人注册了个个用户名叫Jacinda Ardern's teeth。Let's chew this！够损的，发了n条搞笑死的动态，哈哈

onlyme618

洗脑啊，这是赤裸裸的洗脑来着，呵呵

Bearonrun

今天和一个物理治疗师聊天, 那洋人哥们是两人合伙开治疗室. 他对于 Jacynda, 慷慨大发福利而征重税极其不满. 称她为Taxinda.

NewLynnHse

Bearonrun 发表于 2017-9-12 23:53
今天和一个物理治疗师聊天, 那洋人哥们是两人合伙开治疗室. 他对于 Jacynda, 慷慨大发福利而征重税极其不满 ...

把人家的名字拼好啦

Bearonrun

NewLynnHse 发表于 2017-9-12 23:55
把人家的名字拼好啦

苛税猛于虎也.

cityone

比我写的还平庸，我每个月的问候函都会刀刀见血。
真有本事，改朝换代加税以后你罢工呀，早就知你无此境界，只因你贪得无厌。少挣钱视为我赔钱，那是穷鬼思维境界。

oplwy

我早就说过。这税不能这样收
大部分人都是低至中产。 这样收税。和苛政有什么区别

还劫富济贫呢？？？什么年代了。sb么？ 当自己是罗宾汉啊！

sohu95118932

oplwy 发表于 2017-9-13 01:02
我早就说过。这税不能这样收
大部分人都是低至中产。 这样收税。和苛政有什么区别

苛政猛于虎

天才

要劫富济贫啊，不能劫贫济贫

我要买车

mnstar 发表于 2017-9-12 23:07
English雇枪手写的！！

对，肯定是枪手，说不定还可能是炮手，哈哈哈

ucol

一个挺有文学素养的农民。

angelayinzi

以前都是从课本里读到过‘苛捐杂税‘苛税猛于虎’’，在新西兰-所谓的‘发达国家’这里，如果工党上台，看来也能体验一把了。

鸢芷清

tldr;