发一个上班族必看的笑话 － WHY AM I SO TIRED?

astra

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WHY AM I SO TIRED?


For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear-wax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real reason I'm tired -- because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of New Zealand is about 4 million.
1.4 million are retired, that leaves 2.6 million to do the work.
There are 0.5 million in school, which leaves 2.1 million to do the work.
Of this there are 1.2 million are directly employed by the government, leaving 0.9 million to do the work.
0.25 Million are in the combined armed forces, preoccupied with cleaning their rifles, which leaves 0.5 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 0.35 million people who work for regional and city councils, and that leaves 0.3 million to do the work.
At any given time, there are 76,000 people in hospitals, leaving 224,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in prisons or awaiting sentence and 212,000 on welfare.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your backside, at your computer, reading jokes.


可能很多人都看过， 不少KIWI是看过的。

狂野的水墨

哈哈哈哈哈哈

AndrewAUT

哈啊哈，有点意思

winny

飘一季心情

呵呵。。。。。。

quad5

哈哈。。。  ..

米虫宝宝

哈哈哈.................

taomibaobao

笑完了。。为什么会有这样的计算结果的？

astra

taomibaobao 发表于 2012-8-27 10:41
笑完了。。为什么会有这样的计算结果的？

这些数字肯定都是胡编的，不过看上去很有说服力， 难怪KIWI常说的一句话是we are over researched.