ZT 童言无忌: Why God Made Mums

cindyppz

今天收到reachme的giftpack, 里面有这个童言无忌的笑话，从网上转来，开心一下

Why did God  make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the cellotape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were  getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just  like for the rest of us.
  2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of  stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used  bigger parts

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God  makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and  one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they  mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not  some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more  than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your  mom?
  1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
  2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
   3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad  before she married him?
  1. His last name.
  2. She had to know his  background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at  least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did  your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the  world. And my Mom eats alot.
  2. She got too old to do anything else with  him.
  3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss,  but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
  2. Mom. You can tell by room  inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only  because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference  between moms and dads?
  1. Moms work at work and work at home, &  dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without  scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real  power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your  friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do  spare time.
  2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside  she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
  2.  Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change  one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing  about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom  smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I  would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back of her head

NewLynnHse

沙发!!!!!

adsl2

what it means: "Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue."?

留下足迹

来补课了。。。。

兔兔妈

Super cute