Only a Farm Kid... 同事转发的笑话。笑死我了！

Blue~Sam

When you're from the country, your perception is alittle bit different.  

A Cornish farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went into town."   
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to theother,and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can givedad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talkto your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susiepregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
  
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for thebull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges forHoward."

LightHunter

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