发个搞笑的中式英文

suzisuzi

前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较 清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？” 老外：“can anybody else speak english？” 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” 前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?” 老外：“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” 老外：........

丶失身人面瘦.

先搶沙發.~

hmtwhy

国内语法教的很强，比老外都厉害，

丶失身人面瘦.

很好很強大,
想見識這位小姐.

无名の小菜花

什么人都有哇~

粉色小棉

真人版的旧版金山词霸。

outsider2009

真人版的旧版金山词霸。
粉色小棉 发表于 2010-2-25 03:03

哈哈，google自动翻译也差不多这个水准

威震海

How are you? 怎么是你？

燚焱炏火

how are you too. 怎么又是你

小狼

HOW OLD ARE YOU
怎么老是你