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I got no kids, but already have the nightmares of being a grandpa with no stories for kids. So as soon as I got a story popped up in my head, I have to let it out, so here we go, my first story for kids...
Once upon a time, three strangers meet in a room. They got nothing to do , but for strange reasons, they have to stay. Don't ask me why, I don't think even they know themselves. So one of them spoke to another: “Hi, you got a nice jacket “. “No No No” the second one lowed his voice, “you should not say something like that, if you really think he got a nice jacket, you should just …, then he will beg you to take his jacket”. Shocked by the smartness of the 2nd man, the 1st man would not, could not and feel obliged that he must not say any thing, instead, he kept silent...
Playing the sound of silence..
“grandpa, your story is obviously fake and plus it sucks!”
“No no no, kiddo you see, no fake stories are not fun, and thus even though you might right, it is very unlikely my story is both fake and suck at the same time”
Kid running away, “ I am going to see the freak show 17th SEP, be sure to come...”
Edit: Please, for the sake of children, forgive me for the SOTP (Small Off Topic Post) |
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