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作者: haomeister 时间: 2008-10-14 18:13:27 标题: A Letter from HR

14th October 2008

Dear Employees,

RE: Correct use of office language

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
19) TRY SAYING: Excuse me.
INSTEAD OF: Oi, f___face.

Thank You,

Human Resources

[ 本帖最后由 haomeister 于 2008-10-14 18:14 编辑 ]

作者: Eyeport 时间: 2008-10-14 18:21:58

is this for real??

作者: pAtrick 时间: 2008-10-14 18:22:32

拿个小本抄下来……

作者: 便宜又好用 时间: 2008-10-14 18:38:42

hahahahahaha

作者: 花天堂 时间: 2008-10-14 19:12:09

之前我發過了阿..

http://bbs.skykiwi.com/frame.php?frameon=yes&referer=http%3A//bbs.skykiwi.com/viewthread.php%3Ftid%3D862993

[ 本帖最后由花天堂于 2008-10-14 19:13 编辑 ]

作者: haomeister 时间: 2008-10-14 19:22:36

原帖由 花天堂 于 2008-10-14 19:12 发表
之前我發過了阿..

http://bbs.skykiwi.com/frame.php?frameon=yes&referer=http%3A//bbs.skykiwi.com/viewthread.php%3Ftid%3D862993

Okay...But this time, it's official. See how serious this matter is...

作者: 花天堂 时间: 2008-10-14 19:38:27

原帖由 haomeister 于 2008-10-14 19:22 发表

Okay...But this time, it's official. See how serious this matter is...

yeah....true......the HR has written a letter.....

作者: wildwolf 时间: 2008-10-14 21:15:07

what a FXXK!
I'm gonner say those" instead of " 's to my work-mate and superiors exactly that and see what they react!
Who gives a sxxt!

作者: haomeister 时间: 2008-10-16 11:39:55

Well, to be honest i did not recieve this letter on 14th october (...my bad); it was quite a while ago. but it's so sweet to see this letter posted here has been circulated back to me trhu email just now....

Hallelujah

作者: jwan142 时间: 2008-10-16 12:00:23

lol. BS..Dat';s just a normal joke. you guys are getting too serious..

作者: bigbear 时间: 2008-10-16 13:00:53

the most offensive word in the English language: "cunt"

the C-word

a lot of people do not know it

[ 本帖最后由 bigbear 于 2008-10-16 13:02 编辑 ]

作者: DARKSUN 时间: 2008-10-16 14:57:41

excellent 做人的道理还是要学的

作者: 一块大面包 时间: 2008-10-16 16:27:08

确实很牛得啊。。。。。。。。。。。。

作者: 木星的露珠 时间: 2008-10-20 20:50:44

哈哈哈哈，潜力帖留名

作者: kirua 时间: 2008-10-20 21:17:18

太搞笑了………………………………

把每句翻回正规的说法应该花了不少时间吧……

[ 本帖最后由 kirua 于 2008-10-20 21:27 编辑 ]

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