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作者: NewLynnHse 时间: 2018-1-9 17:42:22 标题: 真的，还是回国吧。连Kiwi都要吐槽新西兰。你们留在这里干嘛？

Kiwis explain why New Zealand sucks...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11972025

原帖在这里
Whats wrong with your country?
https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/7ooxxm/whats_wrong_with_your_country

New Zealand - a land of beaches, mountains, beauty and the friendliest of welcomes? Think again.

While many people around the world believe New Zealand is one of the best places to live, a number of Kiwis have attempted to debunk this theory.

Residents have slammed our country, responding to a Reddit thread asking for advice on whether Aotearoa is as idyllic as it seems.

"What's wrong with your country?", Reddit user Taroin wrote, following with an explanation of how amazed he and his wife were at New Zealand's beauty during a recent holiday.

"Long story short we want to move there, so please, convince me not to! Tell me the worst things about the place, things that might convince me that maybe it isn't as wonderful as we think," the post read.

Taroin was flooded with messages from Kiwis wasting no time in dishing out why they think New Zealand isn't all it seems.

While a number of people offered friendly advice, others decided to apply a bit of humour.

"Consumer goods are expensive because we're tiny and isolated. Every year one child from each electorate has to travel to Ranui and fight in the Hunger Games," one person wrote.

"Traveling to other countries is expensive because we're tiny and isolated," another wrote.

Muttonbird1 wrote: "Weed ain't legal here and quality ain't much better."

Another said: "The locals are often unsure if they're a bird, a fruit, or a person."

The good-natured jibes soon turned serious when Kiwis began to highlight our nation's real negative points, with one person writing that "Child abuse, homelessness and suicide of youth are way higher than they should be".

New Zealand's "poor housing, a lack of arts, rampant anti-intellectualism, non-existent work ethic, bad wages and insanely expensive food" were also discussed among redditors.

One day Taroin may return to New Zealand, but if he does, maybe try to avoid Ranui?

Sweet as, bro.

作者: NewLynnHse 时间: 2018-1-9 17:42:30

自沙

作者: auckland.clark 时间: 2018-1-9 17:46:16

老鼠，一起回新疆吧

作者: 本妞的小号 时间: 2018-1-9 17:48:03

前排位置

作者: student1234 时间: 2018-1-9 17:48:58

刚才在facebook有看到

作者: 天维房产 时间: 2018-1-9 17:58:46

回国的龙椅~

作者: auckland.clark 时间: 2018-1-9 18:00:33

天维房产发表于 2018-1-9 17:58
回国的龙椅~

紫光阁的龙椅

作者: auckland.clark 时间: 2018-1-9 18:01:05

auckland.clark 发表于 2018-1-9 18:00
紫光阁的龙椅

紫光阁的地沟油

作者: 261874939 时间: 2018-1-9 18:01:23

早就听到不少kiwis说sucks了。。。搞笑的是拿福利那帮也这么说。这个世界。

作者: fuyuan 时间: 2018-1-9 18:08:25

老说回国，30多了，回国能干什么呢？这才是我们想知道的。

作者: stnz 时间: 2018-1-9 18:09:48

新疆老鼠???????????????????????????

作者: 用户匿名 时间: 2018-1-9 18:27:37

因為有你在的關係～

作者: 老老妖刀 时间: 2018-1-9 18:37:44

stnz 发表于 2018-1-9 18:09
新疆老鼠???????????????????????????

新疆吐鲁番老鼠干！！！

新疆哈密鼠瓜！！！

新疆大盘鼠！！

新疆鼠肉串！！

作者: trdeyoualbert 时间: 2018-1-9 19:16:27

老老妖刀发表于 2018-1-9 18:37
新疆吐鲁番老鼠干！！！

新疆哈密鼠瓜！！！

都不能吃有毒
吃葡萄还可以

作者: 119900 时间: 2018-1-9 19:18:48

没一个靠谱的。。。

作者: trdeyoualbert 时间: 2018-1-9 19:19:31

翻老鼠手机页

作者: dichn 时间: 2018-1-9 20:07:51

"Funnily enough, because our winters are mild. If we had harsher northern hemisphere winters, people would die in NZ housing."

作者: 匿名 时间: 2018-1-9 20:14:03

Haha haha that is very funny - the locals are unsure they are a bird a fruit a person;

作者: superok 时间: 2018-1-9 20:16:14

白 Kiwi 回英国吧

作者: 我请您们蓝光版 时间: 2018-1-9 20:16:28

kiwi回哪里呢，大英帝国么。。。。。。。。。

作者: 北岛黑蜻蜓 时间: 2018-1-9 20:30:20

洗洗睡吧

作者: kuang 时间: 2018-1-9 20:32:42

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作者: kobemvp 时间: 2018-1-9 22:52:49

中国人吐槽中国，是不是都该移民到国外呢？

作者: 匿名 时间: 2018-1-9 23:22:37

新西兰大老鼠

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作者: xzdyahoo 时间: 2018-1-10 00:44:57

下回要注意了，你的贴就不看了

作者: NewLynnHse 时间: 2018-1-10 00:45:47

xzdyahoo 发表于 2018-1-10 00:44
下回要注意了，你的贴就不看了

为啥不看呢？

作者: 我请您们蓝光版 时间: 2018-1-10 00:47:12

NewLynnHse 发表于 2018-1-10 00:45
为啥不看呢？

因为人一般不希望看到最真实的事情，哈哈。。。。。。。。

作者: xzdyahoo 时间: 2018-1-10 00:57:56

NewLynnHse 发表于 2018-1-10 00:45
为啥不看呢？

你发的帖子和回复就是你们都回国吧回国吧回国吧。听多了烦

作者: 董董 时间: 2018-1-10 01:24:51

再赚两年钱就回去。。。。。。

幻想一下，回国可以买大房子，天天吃麻辣烫韭菜盒子。。。。

作者: 一定能 时间: 2018-1-10 17:11:30

匿名者发表于 2018-1-9 23:22
新西兰大老鼠

还不马上放了? 一会动物保护协会的人就到,告你虐待小动物!

作者: king_of_cut_gir 时间: 2018-1-10 20:31:48

fuyuan 发表于 2018-1-9 18:08
老说回国，30多了，回国能干什么呢？这才是我们想知道的。

同問.....
最起碼本人的條件回國不比這邊好....

作者: Mkevin 时间: 2018-1-13 17:02:58

喜欢kiwi。。。。。

作者: evenspu 时间: 2018-1-15 13:28:23

我爱新西兰的土地

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