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作者: wudidzwj    时间: 2017-9-13 09:20:01     标题: Legend of Westlake

本帖最后由 wudidzwj 于 2017-9-13 09:49 编辑

The story is about 2 pythons that evolve into human sisters after real long time hard work, they name themself as Susan White, the white python, and Ching, the emerald python. One day the 2 python sisters are faffing around the place that names Westlake, located in Hangzhou, some sorta gorgeous city in China, they encountered with a guy who names Cian Xu, who is on the way to some kinda highend exam.
The legend starts with as the weather suddenly turns miserable as the rain comes heavy as fuck, Cian doesn't wanna get wet, so he asks to borrow an umbrella from Susan the white python. Susan is kinda in love with Cian because Cian is pretty, and then asks for a relationship with Cian. Cian is happy cuz Susan is hot too. After a week they get married, but this marrage has got both of them into a big shit hole - they pissed off a buddhism who names Far High, a pure jealous within his heart as he is having a crush into Susan. The most unfair point is that Far High has incredibly supernatural power, and he kidnapps Cian and keeps him as hostage in a cage in Layphone tower.

He thinks it's a good idea to pacify Susan and convince her to leave Cian, however this is a real bloody bad move, he doesn't relise Susan has more powerful supernatural power that really can't be fucked with. And kidnapping Cian leads Susan extremely ungry, as a result Susan transfers thousands tons of water from Westlake and gets all Far High's hood completely flooded, bunches of Far High's buddhisms are killed in disaster.  

Finally, Susan successfully rescued Cian and continue their lovely life. And Ching, she's always buying soysauce, she's nothing.

This is all I know about Westlake, a real fucking hot topic that's argued by fml so fucking hard recently.


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Edit a little bit, fuck me for my fucking horrible spelling.

作者: joeistheman    时间: 2017-9-13 10:15:06

弯哥你能不能发中文的,英文的看不懂
作者: 黑色玄冰    时间: 2017-9-13 10:19:30

弯哥估计是复制粘贴的,所以全是英文的,不过这是哪里复制来的,这英文。。。。
作者: tiannz    时间: 2017-9-13 10:46:03

弯哥你还是发小松鼠的故事连载吧,后来那只邪恶的红色小松鼠又怎么了?
作者: masterq    时间: 2017-9-13 11:08:45

這是中國人寫的英文嗎?



作者: 鸢芷清    时间: 2017-9-13 12:38:06

Fuck ya~
Xin bai niang zi chuan qi
Cha ping!!!
作者: 鸢芷清    时间: 2017-9-13 12:44:45

Apparently, you distorted the story by misleading readers.
"he kidnapps Cian and keeps him as hostage in a cage in Layphone tower."

Actually, it was Susan who was kidnapped and caged under Layphone tower.

Cian cultivated and practiced himself in the temple.

作者: 261874939    时间: 2017-9-13 15:13:06

FUCK YOU BRO

DONT KNOW WHAT YOU SAYING!!!
作者: 睡午觉的美少女    时间: 2017-9-13 15:45:20

这个Far High和Lay Phone厉害了,实力改编白蛇传呀
作者: 鸢芷清    时间: 2017-9-13 16:27:32

tiannz 发表于 2017-9-13 10:46
弯哥你还是发小松鼠的故事连载吧,后来那只邪恶的红色小松鼠又怎么了?

估计附身在湾哥身上了


作者: 董董    时间: 2017-9-14 01:55:43

这些词都要一个一个查字典。。。好辛苦




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