JFK: Back the fuck out of Cuba and over the horizon, lug ur ugly ass missiles that can't aim for shit all the way back to North Pole. If you Russian punks so much as slip ur saber one centimeter out of the sheath, I am gonna dispatch your entire fleet to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
Reagan: Russians are the biggest threat to world peace. We shall race against the clock to develop our laser guns so they can all be mounted on our spaceship to beam up the souls of ugly russians.
Obama: we vehemently oppoe any aggression.
Mutherfucker, we should have voted McCain in for a term.作者: dinc198964 时间: 2014-7-19 08:06:09