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作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-3 21:43:29 标题: Lost in New Zealand

本帖最后由 tina223 于 2014-2-3 23:15 编辑

The story of me constantly getting lost in New Zealand goes back a ways. It all started on a fateful day when I hitched a ride with a man roving in his beatup Pino with the sole purpose in mind of getting lost in New Zealand. We sorta hit off right off da bat, and decided to hit on all six caring not what consequences it may entail. I came on top and went balls deep in the crack of its posterity forcing an unnecessarily flatulent serenade off the jejunum to which I was instantaneously hooked with a sudden urge to reciprocate. And in fact I reciprocated,on the double. At the very point where the serenade and its just requital converged came the most mesmerizing symphony of flatulence in its most unadulterated purity. The flatulence raged on as it was destined to be. Eternity caved in to a miscellany of whiffs all of which were pungent beyond reproach. Past eternity the symphony became tirelessly repetitious, and before long it reached the point of an utter bore.

I was stuck forever in that perpetual pirouette of farts and counter farts with the mysterious man who claimed to have lost in New Zealand for eternity.

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-3 23:59:43

谢谢加分。你什么时候能够回来。。。。。。。。。。

作者: oplwy 时间: 2014-2-4 00:00:35

你最喜欢的还是他啊

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-4 08:48:15

oplwy 发表于 2014-2-4 00:00
你最喜欢的还是他啊

I love constantly getting lost in New Zealand.

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 11:22:44

i've lost in nz. I've been running around in circles like a headless chicken for all those years since I acquired the taste of bantering with lost in nz.........

i await my white knight in shining armor to come 2 my rescue.............

作者: bintoo 时间: 2014-2-6 11:43:21

tina223 发表于 2014-2-6 11:22
i've lost in nz. I've been running around in circles like a headless chicken for all those years sin ...

你还没有窗开心扉，就算有骑士王子，又如何得入呢？

心是怎样，看待世界就是怎样，你迷失的，不是在外在环境，而是你内心。

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 12:01:43

bintoo 发表于 2014-2-6 11:43
你还没有窗开心扉，就算有骑士王子，又如何得入呢？

心是怎样，看待世界就是怎样，你迷失的，不是在外 ...

你真的很cute呀。你几岁了？

作者: bintoo 时间: 2014-2-6 12:35:37

tina223 发表于 2014-2-6 12:01
你真的很cute呀。你几岁了？

我勉强叫做80后啦，也老了，cute不起来了。

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 12:38:12

bintoo 发表于 2014-2-6 12:35
我勉强叫做80后啦，也老了，cute不起来了。

那你比我小？？

作者: bintoo 时间: 2014-2-6 12:40:35

你难道还能是70后的？感觉不像

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 12:41:27

bintoo 发表于 2014-2-6 12:40
你难道还能是70后的？感觉不像

我以为你是８９年的。。。。。。

作者: bintoo 时间: 2014-2-6 12:45:07

tina223 发表于 2014-2-6 12:41
我以为你是８９年的。。。。。。

哈哈，我也想啊，可惜我是靠另外一头的80后。

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 12:51:45

bintoo 发表于 2014-2-6 12:45
哈哈，我也想啊，可惜我是靠另外一头的80后。

80? 81? 82? 83?

作者: 坏小孩' 时间: 2014-2-6 14:15:29

怎么这帖子让我情不自禁的想起LostNZ版主呢？

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 17:07:51

坏小孩' 发表于 2014-2-6 14:15
怎么这帖子让我情不自禁的想起LostNZ版主呢？

摸着良心说话！

作者: bintoo 时间: 2014-2-6 17:23:02

tina223 发表于 2014-2-6 17:07
摸着良心说话！

Tina你是不是暗恋Lost版主了？

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-6 17:31:31

bintoo 发表于 2014-2-6 17:23
Tina你是不是暗恋Lost版主了？

I like him so far as I could throw him.

作者: 坏小孩' 时间: 2014-2-6 17:35:21

tina223 发表于 2014-2-6 16:31
I like him so far as I could throw him.

翻译成中文就是：爱之深恨之切。

作者: winny 时间: 2014-2-6 22:23:09

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-20 17:40:59

free................

作者: 国产零零柒 时间: 2014-2-20 20:28:33

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