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作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-3 00:50:41 标题: 90后房客...........

本帖最后由 tina223 于 2014-2-3 01:09 编辑

as befits a landlord, I went to my property for annual inspection. Notice of my intention to carry out this inspection was given pursuant to the agreement and in accordance with the legal brouhaha. An otherwise vapid annual red tapes rewinding panned out to be what wud go down in my friggin life as the most bizarre turns of events.

I pulled up in the driveway leading off the front of the property. I got outta my car. As I was walking approach the front porch, I was carved up by one of the tenants there, a Chinese gal in her early 20s. Foaming at her mouth and drooling like a darn idiot, she asked me to stay off the premises, and to hop the fcuk back in my hayburner and beat feet to where I came from. I inquired with her as to the genesis of her vendetta, to which, she replied, in a quite surprising cockney flippancy, that she hated my guts because my inspection (which had been notified 48 hrs in advance) cut her wild party short and as a result she would have to endure 4 party-less nights before she could rev up again for another cycle of delirium and binge. Befuddled, and weary of full-blown fisticuffs being thrown if I were to set foot in a property that is rightfully mine, I bid her toodle pip and drove off, my ears aching having to endure the topnotch of her five octave vocal range with which she screamed - "fcuk off, I'd hit my fartsack and get some shuteye so I can rumble in the sack with my beau tonight right in your face"

This episode is truly first of its kind; I can't make much sense of it though, let alone figure out what is it with those misanthropic crooks that were born in the 90s. A penny for the thoughts of the 80s and earlier.

作者: 小P孩儿 时间: 2014-2-3 04:15:13

笼子设备。

作者: NewLynnHse 时间: 2014-2-3 08:04:05

本帖最后由 NewLynnHse 于 2014-2-3 08:23 编辑

艾玛，你怎么招个这样的租客？还是这是你帮别人管理的房子，管得比较松？

作者: Ant_Worker 时间: 2014-2-3 08:18:43

I don`t believe its a true story of yours.
PS. Do you always talk like this?

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-3 11:45:27

Ant_Worker 发表于 2014-2-3 08:18
I don`t believe its a true story of yours.
PS. Do you always talk like this?

是真的呀...

PS 我现在在研究中国古典文学和易经

作者: tina223 时间: 2014-2-3 12:06:36

NewLynnHse 发表于 2014-2-3 08:04
艾玛，你怎么招个这样的租客？还是这是你帮别人管理的房子，管得比较松？

是我家里的房子..............我对tenants很好的. 所以他们以为我是很好欺负的

作者: NewLynnHse 时间: 2014-2-3 12:36:07

tina223 发表于 2014-2-3 12:06
是我家里的房子..............我对tenants很好的. 所以他们以为我是很好欺负的

你都不做reference check的啊？

作者: 逸亦2001 时间: 2014-2-3 21:37:25

是用google translate 写得吗？

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