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作者: 落泪蝴蝶 时间: 2013-8-17 14:39:23 标题: best divorce letter ever

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving youforever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to showfor it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me thatyou quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home& didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal& even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, &went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me youlove me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband& wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whateverthe case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving awayto West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s trueyou & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cryfrom what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out yourconstant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when yougot a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look justlike a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t saysomething nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, youmust have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the$49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that mysister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I stillloved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when Igot home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope youhave the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter youwrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla wasborn Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

作者: 假装多好 时间: 2013-8-17 14:42:56

7 years

作者: 蔻蔻猫 时间: 2013-8-17 14:49:22

最后那个p.s.太狠了。。。

作者: integra-r 时间: 2013-8-17 15:02:19

what a coincidence,haha

作者: samsung2006 时间: 2013-8-17 15:02:41

为什么中文版的是夫妻对调的？

作者: oplwy 时间: 2013-8-17 15:08:08

哈哈哈。。。。。Ps碉堡了

作者: 假装多好 时间: 2013-8-17 15:14:42

不过我有个问题没离婚前妻子中了lotto ex丈夫没份？

作者: 太阳鸟鸟 时间: 2013-8-17 15:16:38

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作者: 落泪蝴蝶 时间: 2013-8-17 15:23:17

integra-r 发表于 2013-8-17 15:02
what a coincidence,haha

巧合。。。。。。。

作者: 落泪蝴蝶 时间: 2013-8-17 15:24:02

假装多好发表于 2013-8-17 15:14
不过我有个问题没离婚前妻子中了lotto ex丈夫没份？

在乐透公司上班的经验人士。。。。。。告诉你
谁拿到彩票，谁是彩票的拥有者。。钱就是那个人的

作者: 假装多好 时间: 2013-8-17 15:25:36

落泪蝴蝶发表于 2013-8-17 15:24
在乐透公司上班的经验人士。。。。。。告诉你
谁拿到彩票，谁是彩票的拥有者。。钱就是那个人的

是妻子的不假但是离婚分割财产这笔钱可以单拿出去？除非她把这钱交给她信任的人

作者: 落泪蝴蝶 时间: 2013-8-17 15:42:03

假装多好发表于 2013-8-17 15:25
是妻子的不假但是离婚分割财产这笔钱可以单拿出去？除非她把这钱交给她信任的人

应该可以的。。。。
听过这样的过案。。
不过，哈哈哈哈。。。。
那个女的，估计是爽歪歪才会说的

作者: 阳春面 时间: 2013-8-17 16:00:39

快笑抽了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: 家里有棉花糖 时间: 2013-8-17 16:35:35

哈哈哈，最后一句太狠了！

作者: kkan031 时间: 2013-8-17 18:08:45

最后一句是啥意思？

作者: 假装多好 时间: 2013-8-17 18:52:31

kkan031 发表于 2013-8-17 18:08
最后一句是啥意思？

以前是男的

作者: not419 时间: 2013-8-17 19:29:10

开始以为是真的。。。。

作者: 太阳鸟鸟 时间: 2013-8-17 19:42:42

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作者: 太阳鸟鸟 时间: 2013-8-17 19:48:20

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作者: joanmiao 时间: 2013-8-17 20:39:43

哈哈，cool! love it!!

作者: 根本英俊 时间: 2013-8-17 22:57:31

落泪蝴蝶发表于 2013-8-17 15:24
在乐透公司上班的经验人士。。。。。。告诉你
谁拿到彩票，谁是彩票的拥有者。。钱就是那个人的

如果是电脑票，说得出几点那买的，但票对奖后丢了，怎兑奖

作者: 直面异议 时间: 2013-8-17 23:05:33

这和彩票有啥关系？人家就是写了这么一个故事

作者: 落泪蝴蝶 时间: 2013-8-19 22:32:20

根本英俊发表于 2013-8-17 22:57
如果是电脑票，说得出几点那买的，但票对奖后丢了，怎兑奖

去其中一家店，填写 Lost ，Damage And Stolen Form
乐透公司会帮你查的

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