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作者: sakunantes    时间: 2012-10-14 11:17:48     标题: Sex payer :0

Johnny wanted to have sex with the girl in his office.....but she was involved with someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 if you
will have sex with me ...but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said ask him
for $2000 pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants
down.

So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and
the boyfriend waited and waited for his girlfriend to call.



Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend called and asked what happened??

The bastard used coins.



Haha sorry  I copied this but it was sooooo funny lol :)
作者: sukesl25    时间: 2012-10-14 11:19:08

???
作者: lzx    时间: 2012-10-14 11:24:28

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作者: keamy    时间: 2012-10-14 11:25:01

本帖最后由 keamy 于 2012-10-14 11:25 编辑

LOL. Too cool.
作者: 影武者    时间: 2012-10-14 11:27:20

泄露我爸爸妈妈的隐私,我举报你啦!
作者: 豬哥亮    时间: 2012-10-14 11:29:32


作者: james_xie0    时间: 2012-10-14 11:33:16

lololooolloolloololloolloolololol
作者: Amy猪猪    时间: 2012-10-14 11:44:32

擦。。。。用硬币砸死你的英文版本?
作者: 邱索子    时间: 2012-10-14 11:49:17

影武者 发表于 2012-10-14 12:27
泄露我爸爸妈妈的隐私,我举报你啦!

泄露你爸爸妈妈隐私?,那里面哪个是你爸爸哪个是你妈妈?
作者: 伪装者    时间: 2012-10-14 11:59:42

笑爆了  哈哈哈哈哈
作者: manchild    时间: 2012-10-14 12:13:14

clever JOHNNY。小张是个醒目仔。{:8_493:}
作者: sakunantes    时间: 2012-10-14 12:40:32

影武者 发表于 2012-10-14 12:27
泄露我爸爸妈妈的隐私,我举报你啦!

那么哪个是你爹?
作者: 淇淇5277    时间: 2012-10-14 13:02:46

哈哈哈哈哈哈,,,,,,,,,,,好好笑
作者: riderkuuga    时间: 2012-10-14 13:05:21

邪恶的笑过!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: 错过了就是陌路    时间: 2012-10-14 13:08:30

The bastard used coins
作者: Isabella.Lan    时间: 2012-10-14 14:19:37

so what?!




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