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作者: supercat_s    时间: 2012-7-26 17:38:23     标题: 小JJ被偷了

今天开车听radio的时候听到一男子睡觉时,有人闯进屋子蒙住头脱掉裤子,等人跑了,他一看自己在流血,再一看自己的小JJ被偷了。警察说估计是和他偷情的女人们的丈夫干的。看来这年头当小王要小心了啊,要不然小JJ不保啊!
正文如下
Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.
作者: supercat_s    时间: 2012-7-26 17:38:52

自沙一下
作者: 石头先生    时间: 2012-7-26 17:50:17

自沙可耻~
作者: jchbnz    时间: 2012-7-26 17:52:50

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作者: 越墮落。越快樂    时间: 2012-7-26 17:53:06

自沙可怜~~
作者: casanova    时间: 2012-7-26 18:00:25

....这..............
作者: supercat_s    时间: 2012-7-26 18:01:26

石头先生 发表于 2012-7-26 17:50
自沙可耻~

好吧,我错了,面壁去了
作者: 寒栖    时间: 2012-7-26 18:06:28

太无语了。。。。。。。。
作者: jeffnz    时间: 2012-7-26 18:25:18

居然不疼。。。。

练葵花宝典,去报仇,然后做女人。。。
作者: 淇淇5277    时间: 2012-7-27 06:32:09

这年头,睡个觉jb都能没了,,,看来以后他只有被爆菊的份了,,,
作者: yoursqueenb    时间: 2012-7-27 09:34:43

太牛b了。。。
作者: LJCalvin    时间: 2012-7-27 12:05:54

我靠!这等事情都有??
作者: kdline    时间: 2012-7-27 12:09:31

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作者: NGU15    时间: 2012-7-27 12:10:33

JB没了再去嫁接个就OK了,现在的技术还是比较牛的,搞个大象的之类的,那绝对的夜夜HIGH
作者: 爱国爱港    时间: 2012-7-27 12:53:18

jchbnz 发表于 2012-7-26 17:52
窃以为这应该算抢劫?

应该算是伤人罪,不是抢劫
作者: 囧sa囧sa囧    时间: 2012-7-27 12:54:48

以后这男的没压力了,直接gay公公了
作者: 爱国爱港    时间: 2012-7-27 12:55:26

作案者看了3d肉蒲团?
作者: 油門睬菿疧↘    时间: 2012-7-27 15:00:55

警察说估计是和他偷情的女人们的丈夫干的。
这尼玛丈夫也没啥能耐啊。。。




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