晚上在家我和孩子爸爸的对话:
我:will you be there with me ,when our baby born?
爸爸:of course!it is my baby too! (声音非常的中肯)
我:so you gonna cut the cord as well,will you?
爸爸:mnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..who else can do it?
我:if you are not going to di it, iwill ask my mum to do it.
爸爸:ok!thats great! actually.....i am a bit SCARED! (哇哈哈哈啊哈,杯具了,孩子他爸是个窝囊废) 嫁错人了!
接下来更搞笑
爸爸:what are you looking everyday?
我:(傻掉了,压根听不懂他在讲什么) what do you mean by that?
爸爸:my grandma said you should look at my brother's photo.
我:why?
爸爸:because our baby will look very handsome. (孩子他爸的弟弟是模特,原来外国人也相信这个)
我:do not worry! i llok at BRAD everyday! (BRAD是我单位同事就坐在我的前面,我每天看着他有关发亮的秃头) 哈哈哈
爸爸:itis ok, maybe we will have a girl, and then we can have a boy next time, and then another girl...
我:wait a minute. how many kids do you want?
爸爸:well, at least i have to beat myDAD!(上帝啊!他爸爸生了5个呢!)
我:无语中。。。作者: yax 时间: 2010-9-21 23:02:40