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作者: cynoshello 时间: 2009-10-29 13:48:12 标题: 老外再问你以下问题……就让他一次囧个够

老外再问你以下问题……就让他一次囧个够

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fxxx around.

作者: mkcoffee 时间: 2009-10-29 13:55:39

kill them, move in and fvck more around

作者: celenachen 时间: 2009-10-29 14:01:12

精彩－－－

作者: 浪客剑心 时间: 2009-10-29 14:30:29

作者: 萨米 时间: 2009-10-29 14:41:27

Because our parents don't fxxx around.

作者: sblawyer 时间: 2009-10-29 14:43:36

KKKKKKKKKKKKK

作者: KKO 时间: 2009-10-29 14:44:11

lol.................

作者: timer_2009 时间: 2009-10-29 15:21:00

LOL.............. AWESOME!!

作者: 喜欢海港的风景 时间: 2009-10-29 15:49:59

厉害！！！

作者: hitye 时间: 2009-10-29 16:03:17

原来除了老大。。其他的都是乱搞的结果

作者: Lynn 时间: 2009-10-29 16:57:33

昨天的BackBenches 有个议题是关于宠物的

他们照样开玩笑要吃猫吃狗的

现在的新西兰人思想很开放了

作者: xinying 时间: 2009-10-29 17:01:59

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作者: 七彩叶子 时间: 2009-10-29 18:15:55

lol....................

作者: 浪客剑心 时间: 2009-10-29 18:19:52

lol....................
七彩叶子发表于 2009-10-29 18:15

你在下班前刷屏哈

作者: newmjlp 时间: 2009-10-29 21:21:56

这家伙，回答的挺有力度么～～～：）

作者: 告别厄运 时间: 2009-10-29 21:45:34

haha....interesting.....

作者: leiz 时间: 2009-10-29 21:45:56

顶一个,太精彩了

作者: 向后看的鱼 时间: 2009-10-29 22:04:50

8错，8错。。。

作者: yunfeng 时间: 2009-10-30 03:34:11

Because our parents don't fxxx around

作者: GreenT 时间: 2009-10-30 10:39:48

最后一句。。强，也是事实！！！

作者: 中国水 时间: 2009-10-30 11:48:01

classic！！

作者: 无过 时间: 2009-10-30 12:00:32

Because our parents don't fxxx around

作者: ki_ki 时间: 2009-10-30 14:57:58

恩恩~~~~~~

作者: bwu 时间: 2009-10-30 16:22:27

;lol;;lol;;lol;

作者: 疏影浅浅 时间: 2009-10-30 17:26:03

"Because our parents don't fxxx around "这句超赞！！！

作者: peterzhu2009 时间: 2009-11-3 12:32:14

good good1111

作者: z-score 时间: 2009-11-3 15:16:35

Very good answer.

作者: 雪梨樱桃 时间: 2009-11-3 17:56:13

对美国人比较有用啦，对kiwi不是所有都适用啊！

作者: 我爱vivi 时间: 2009-11-3 18:03:50

fxxking funny..........

作者: PinkCountry 时间: 2009-11-3 18:27:55

Gr8!!

作者: arabbit 时间: 2009-11-3 18:29:06

我看行。。。

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